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These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now
Damn you staff!
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
We think in concepts
Concepts have no volume
Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.
whoa there socrates
This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him
That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.
One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.
When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”
And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.
Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
Once when my brother and I were kids we sat down and ate eleven loaves of garlic bread that had so much garlic it was yellower than the sun and my mother had to take us to the doctor’s office later that night.
So what you’re saying is that you are actually a vampire. Who’s shocked? Not me.
It was worth it.
damn straight it was
Music will never be the same without them… RIP
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
|—||Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)|
Yesterday was my birthday,I received a lot of Happy birthday messages !! I’m so happy!! Thanks a lot/// I was moved by that. Thank you so much…!
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HE FUCKING CAUGHT IT FUCKING FUCK
i love this fandom so fucking much. i love you guys,. you do shit like this and just. how. why. i love you.
Robert Downey Jr. loves calling Chris Evans “Dorito”.
I swear RDJ trolls tumblr under his own name as a URL.And talks shit with Ruffalo about the crap they find on their tags.
Sometimes you need to predict when your children will do something …unexpected (stupid or dangerous)