I am so fucked.
This is just something silly that popped into my head <3
I’ll post an actual continuation to the highschool AU later on today u v u
Maybe Bilbo is trying to imagine what a “relaxed” Thorin maybe like.
So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked. That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will.
I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners when the insurgent dwarves keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling.
So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth.
lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE
Mahal, I need this as a fic, preferably with a LOT of chapters
and all the consequences for the War of the Ring please
Mrs. Hudson- Sherlock, what have you brought home this time?
SH- It’s a bat Mrs. Hudson. I call him John. He’s rather fascinating. Look what he does when you put a little jam on your finger!
Mrs. Hudson- Aw, Sherlock. That’s precious.
Bat! John <3
John followed Sherlock home one night :3
Hope you like it! <3
THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
this was one of the first things I ever reblogged
IT MUST BE ON MY BLOG AGAIN THEN.
THE IRONY - CAPTAIN AMERICA AS THE SLEEPING BEAUTY
KUZCO AS TONY STARK
KUZCO AS STARK
The Proper Squirrelinski Bait.
(I’m going to leave it at that because I can’t come up with a good enough drabble to go with it. Although I do know that Derek is rather peeved because he tried every other nut before this.)
I also want to thank everyone for the likes and the follows! TW fandom is glorious and really, can we all hold on together because I can’t take all the feels and upcoming crying.
OMG, the cutest EVER. =D
What MARVELOUS artwork! The colors are gorgeous, the lines are neat, and the CUTENESS OVERLOAD is spectacular!
oh my god I’M GONNA DIE. IT’S SO CUTE.