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kraglinobfonteri:

I feel like Kraglin would just have happy mood swings from the pregnancy (Insanity/anger/sadness is what the crew and Yondu expect to happen and can deal with that).Kraglin’s female hormones are just triple normal levels, he’s not crying or bitchy just happy/affectionate and nurturing.Which freaks out Yondu, because “unexpected sappiness” is not in his normal day to day interactions so he’s like “?????(doesn’t know how to respond) Even Kraglin’s like “what the fuck just came out of my mouth?” Peter’s just snickering in the corner calling Kraglin the Ravagers mother Hen.(There is a joke in there somewhere about Yondu being the blue cock to Kraglin’s hen but I’ll leave that to your imagination)The crew is like “Kraglin is acting fucking weird, but these he socks/gloves he made us are fucking awesome so we won’t say shit about it.”(Peter probably taught Kraglin how to knit as a payment for when Kraglin taught him how to sew up holes in his clothes. Peter figured Kraglin at some point would have to stay on ship for missions and it gets boring REAL fast so knitting)

This idea made me laugh, so I’d thought you’d enjoy the concept.

lostconner:

《My little Vulcan neighbour》#kid!Spock#

I doodled the story in my spring holiday

It’s about How Jim take Spock frist kiss in unwitting  college student Jim and kid Spock 

@prettyalarming  said she would like to read it,so I post!:)

English is not my mother language,

What if you found any grammatical errors,It’s all my  fault!Orz

How are going to keep up your dangerous reputation when contacts and buyers come and see ya strolling around with a baby girl in a stroller and a pug under the arm?
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kraglinobfonteri:

I’ll manage. It doesn’t matter to me what most people think. Just cause I have a kid doesn’t mean I won’t shoot ya in between you’re eyes.

And the pug will pee on you

That’s not even including the almost tiger sized house cat that can claw your face clean off your skull if you so much as sneeze in the kids direction. A crew that is more then willingly to kill and eat you to protect the child and their second in command.Not including the space captain father with a unstoppable arrow and a “shoot now ask questions later” philosophy ain’t exactly a pushover either. This kid is going to be a Anne Bonny of space pirates.

kraglinobfonteri:

Kraglin, I think your gift from Yondu is becoming a bit too comfortable.(you are spoiling the creature)

we know you are practicing how to be a mom before Diane comes, but this is ridiculous.

The puppy has PJ’s, Kraglin.

thorithorson:


"Is all of your kind so weak to weather?""Shut up!!"

au where thor and loki are betrothed from childhood and spend summer/winter in each other’s lands.

wait, wouldn’t Thor die in Jotun winter and Loki get really sick in Asgardian summers? Loki would have to come to Asgard for the winter and Thor to Jotunheim during the Summer.

thorithorson:

"Is all of your kind so weak to weather?"
"Shut up!!"

au where thor and loki are betrothed from childhood and spend summer/winter in each other’s lands.

wait, wouldn’t Thor die in Jotun winter and Loki get really sick in Asgardian summers? Loki would have to come to Asgard for the winter and Thor to Jotunheim during the Summer.

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maria-tries:

the winter soldier doesn’t quite understand the idea of feeding but these little creatures seem nice
thank you for commissioning me once again, 8happy!! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
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Oh, this is so sweet and lonely at the same time.

ninemoons42:

maria-tries:

the winter soldier doesn’t quite understand the idea of feeding but these little creatures seem nice

thank you for commissioning me once again, 8happy!! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

 commissions on sale info 

Oh, this is so sweet and lonely at the same time.

ohmansebastianstan:

ваши волосы стали длиннее…”
He would think she isn’t at all startled by his sudden appearance, if not for the way she halts in her movement for the briefest of moments.
“It’s been a while,” she replies nonchalantly and turns around. She crosses the room without haste and sits down across of him. They both have been trained to stare down others, never to be the first breaking eye-contact, so there is a long moment of silence as they both just sit there, assessing one another,
“What are you doing here, Barnes?” she finally asks softly. “I cannot help you.”

ваши волосы стали длиннее = Your hair is longer

ekormekolindo:

"The Fain of the Princes"The Lady Frigga, queen of Asgard and affectionately known as the Allmother by all others, was praised throughout the Nine Realms for her nurturing nature. Her heart was for all creatures and beings despite their shortcomings and those that received her compassion flourished. As a mother of two sons, Prince Thor and Prince Loki, she desired to teach her young boys about the value of life thusly, one afternoon, she stole them away from their “magical quest” to the realm of foodheim, also known as the kitchen, and took them out beyond the walls of the city of Asgard to a forest nearby. There, she introduced the lads to a beautiful deer who had just given birth to a baby fawn. Immediately, the little princes took kindly to the baby deer much to Lady Frigga’s enjoyment. She stood afar and tended to the mother deer whilst Thor and Loki gawked over the fawn. Thor took it into his arms but, unaware of his growing strength, he began to choke the life from the baby.Loki became aware of the little one’s struggle and begged Thor to release it. Thor believed Loki to be jealous that he got to hold the fawn first so he was reluctant to release him. When he finally did, he realized his mistake and both princes grew worried as the fawn lay limp upon the ground. Loki had begun his lessons in magic but was easily a novice at this time. Despite his lack of training, he took pity upon the fawn and attempted to heal him though his limited magic. Unbeknownst to either one, the spell Loki used was incorrect and rather than healing the fawn, it hastened death. The fawn passed out but the princes believe the baby is just resting after the trying ordeal. Cautiously, they place him under a tree to rest and head off to continue their quest in the forest.Lady Frigga returns to the spot where her two sons had left the fawn and quickly uses her own magic to heal the poor thing, however, she refused to tell them the fawn had flirted with death so that they would not feel ashamed of their unintentionally destructive actions. It was only years later that Loki sat in study, reading through a book of spells when one seemed familiar. It was then he had the realization that he had used it on the fawn some years back and it was not what he had intended. It should have killed the little fellow. Loki’s heart sank as did Thor’s when Loki revealed the mistake. For a whole week, Asgard had to deal with two guilt-ridden teenager princes.~Details~Loki’s flower, the Stargazer Lily, symbolizes ambition. Thor’s flower is the Daffodil symbolizing chivalry. At the top is the idea of life and death going from moon to sun back to the moon. Finally, there are Odin’s ravens, Huginn and Muninn, hidden in the drawing. They symbolize thought and memory.

ekormekolindo:

"The Fain of the Princes"

The Lady Frigga, queen of Asgard and affectionately known as the Allmother by all others, was praised throughout the Nine Realms for her nurturing nature. Her heart was for all creatures and beings despite their shortcomings and those that received her compassion flourished. As a mother of two sons, Prince Thor and Prince Loki, she desired to teach her young boys about the value of life thusly, one afternoon, she stole them away from their “magical quest” to the realm of foodheim, also known as the kitchen, and took them out beyond the walls of the city of Asgard to a forest nearby. There, she introduced the lads to a beautiful deer who had just given birth to a baby fawn. Immediately, the little princes took kindly to the baby deer much to Lady Frigga’s enjoyment. She stood afar and tended to the mother deer whilst Thor and Loki gawked over the fawn. Thor took it into his arms but, unaware of his growing strength, he began to choke the life from the baby.
Loki became aware of the little one’s struggle and begged Thor to release it. Thor believed Loki to be jealous that he got to hold the fawn first so he was reluctant to release him. When he finally did, he realized his mistake and both princes grew worried as the fawn lay limp upon the ground. Loki had begun his lessons in magic but was easily a novice at this time. Despite his lack of training, he took pity upon the fawn and attempted to heal him though his limited magic. Unbeknownst to either one, the spell Loki used was incorrect and rather than healing the fawn, it hastened death. The fawn passed out but the princes believe the baby is just resting after the trying ordeal. Cautiously, they place him under a tree to rest and head off to continue their quest in the forest.
Lady Frigga returns to the spot where her two sons had left the fawn and quickly uses her own magic to heal the poor thing, however, she refused to tell them the fawn had flirted with death so that they would not feel ashamed of their unintentionally destructive actions. It was only years later that Loki sat in study, reading through a book of spells when one seemed familiar. It was then he had the realization that he had used it on the fawn some years back and it was not what he had intended. It should have killed the little fellow. Loki’s heart sank as did Thor’s when Loki revealed the mistake. For a whole week, Asgard had to deal with two guilt-ridden teenager princes.

~Details~
Loki’s flower, the Stargazer Lily, symbolizes ambition.
Thor’s flower is the Daffodil symbolizing chivalry.
At the top is the idea of life and death going from moon to sun back to the moon.
Finally, there are Odin’s ravens, Huginn and Muninn, hidden in the drawing. They symbolize thought and memory.

✪ Put on a Show

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kraglinobfonteri:

Hehehehe, damn Captain

-Come on now, darlin’, you knew this was gonna happen when we came into this place. They want a show, I’ll give them one- Said the older man, pulling Kraglin so the other straddled his knees. 

Smirking, Kraglin nodded. -I ain’t stoppin’ ya, sir.-

Yondu smirked gleefully as he bounced the other a bit, kepping his hands clasped on the Ravager’s bony hips. 

-Go on then, show me what’chu got there.-

-Certainly, sir.- The Xandarian whispered, grinding his hips against the Captain’s. Leaning forwards to kiss Yondu’s neck, -Enjoy yourself.-

Yondu leaned back and enjoyed the view. While his First Mate wasn’t conventionally beautiful, all angles and sharp ridges, there was a sensuality to him that the Centaurian appreciated. No curves to speak of and yet the way he rolled his hips made the Ravager moan deep in his throat.

-Sounds like you’re having fun.- The younger man whispered, teeth grazing across the Centuarian’s earlobe. Kraglin trailed kisses and nipped down the Captain’s neck, loving the reactions that Yondu was making, encouraging Yondu’s sides.

-Oh, darlin’, you do know how to make a man hot and bothered. - Smirked the Captain, leaning his head to allow for more access area. In turn his hands traveld around and under Kraglin, lifting his ass, and grinding their members together hard. - But, so do I.- 

Moaning, Kraglin smiled. -Then by all means, Captain, show me.-

Yondu grunted as he slammed his lips on Kraglin’s. Lifting the man slowly he brought him down, gyrating his hips.

-Fuck!- Whimpered the Xandarian as he gripped onto Captain Yondu’s shoulders. He thrust his hips forward, causing more friction between the two, while Kraglin bit his lip to keep from moaning.

-like that, do ya?- Breathlessly asked the Centaurian

The younger man nodded and stuttered, -Y-Yes’ s-s-sir.-

chartreuseadagio:

Cherik AU #1 : In which Charles hooks the biggest catch of his life.

miephan:

kill me (ノ´▽`)ノ

Gabriel not knowing he's in love with Sam until years after they became friends, and he's laying in his bed at some ungodly hour, and he just whispers "oh"
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aleatoryw:

why would you hurt me in this way

okay, I had to write something for this, just a short little thing, I hope you don’t mind, anon. Because this one cut deep, man.

-after-write-edit: I said this was gonna be short. Ha!

Gabriel would easily say he knew everything about his best friend Sam Winchester. Everything.

He knows how Sam liked his coffee, and his favorite sandwich, and what he’s like at various stages of drunkenness. He knows where Sam grew up, the issues he struggled with, his fears, and his dreams. Gabriel knows that Sam doesn’t like his hair mussed but is okay with it being stroked gently sometimes. Gabriel knows how to find just about everything in Sam’s apartment; he knows how to care for Bones, world’s most adorable golden retriever, without so much as a note; he knows what to get Sam for Christmas without ever having to ask.

Gabriel knows what the doodles on the edges of Sam’s notepads mean. He knows Sam’s shirt size and his shampoo of choice. He knows what kind of girl Sam goes for (short and blonde and playful) and how nervous Sam gets before first dates. He knows what Sam’s lips feel like, because once Sam had gotten very drunk and kissed his cheek. He knows Sam’s favorite movies and why he likes them and what kind of candy to get for them at the theater.

So he’s frankly a little offended when a drunken Charlie laughs and tells him he doesn’t know shit about Sam Winchester. 

"I’m sorry, what?”

"I’m sorry, Gabey," she slurs, "but I know a few things about Sam that you apparently didn’t pick up on."

"Oh yeah? Prove it." The only way to get drunk Charlie to tell him anything is to make it a challenge.

"Sam is bi," she announces. "He goes for the ladies, but he’s totally into guys too."

"Knew that."

"And…" Charlie leans in close like she doesn’t want anyone to hear, even though it’s Gabriel’s apartment and they’re the only ones there. The walls are thin and shitty, but they’re not that thin and shitty.

Charlie, satisfied that they’re alone, drunk-whispers, “He had a huge crush on you when you guys first started hanging out.”

Gabriel frowns. “Please. You’ve just got the shipper goggles on again.”

"No, really,” she insists. “It went on for almost a year. He told me and Dean everything about you and we eventually sat him down and were like, dude. Because it was that obvious.”

There’s a pause as Gabriel tries to digest this information, blinking in confusion. “Well, then what?”

Charlie tilts her head. “He figured out that you weren’t into him and got over it. Started dating girls again.” She scrunches up her face, an expression she only makes while drunk. “You can’t tell him I told you this, you know that?”

God, Gabriel had thought he’d known something about Sam. He’d thought he’d understood when Sam had spouted something about ‘not really looking for a girlfriend right now’ because hey, the guy had needed time to move on, right? That was why he hadn’t dated anyone for so long, even when the oppurtunity presented itself? That was why he’d instead hung out at Gabriel’s and gone to the movies with Gabriel and fallen asleep on the couch with Gabriel and asked Gabriel to walk with him and get coffee from a few blocks away and-

"Charlie, I think you should go back downstairs. Home. You’re, uh… reaching that stage of drunk where bed is the best option."

She considers. “You just hate that I knew something you didn’t. But yeah, it’s late.”

Charlie’s safe in her apartment two floors down, and Gabriel’s lying in bed on his back with his eyes wide open to take in the darkness. Sam had liked him years ago and he hadn’t even realized it and he’d… missed his shot. He’d never thought about going out with Sam in a romantic way, because Sam wasn’t looking for girlfriend because Sam was looking for him, looking for short and blond and-

His phone vibrates and a burst of blue light appears on the ceiling- a text from Sam. *Hey, hope you and Charlie had fun. Still wanna go for run + donuts tomorrow?*

Gabriel rolls over to his side, letting one arm dangle off the bed, and drops the phone without replying so he doesn’t have to look at Sam’s contact picture. He purposefully doesn’t think about what he’s realized for a minute because please let him be wrong about this dear god, but… his own emotions make sense now. He loves Sam. He has always loved Sam. Gabriel flops to his back again, head hitting the pillow, and gazes at the ceiling with a new awareness. 

"Oh."

kraglinobfonteri:

Carlos figured out quickly that Kraglin and Diane were his means to snacks.

Diane however made him work for it during playtime.

If Carlos tried to steal her cookie, her toy horse Shelia would spook him off. 

kraglinobfonteri:

Apparently Carlos took selfies with Diane as well.

Who the hell is holding the camera?

Peter was already thrown off the ship by Yondu at this point. Kraglin is that your hand I see?