I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
So, a long while ago in marvel History, Toad tries to take his own life but Spiderman stops him and eventually convinces him that he’s worth So much more than he believes.
Last random post of the day I Promise! Everything else I’ll be posting tonight are yesterday’s trades!
Yuletart 2012 art by theopteryx
Here’s my second piece for Yuletart this year! The prompt was the Avengers + Mardi Gras, an idea that combines two of my favorite things and continues to delight me. I want to party with Thor real bad.
Happy New Year, everybody!
Ah, Russian Holmes and Watson! Great series, very idiosyncratic take on the stories, much more openly warm Holmes than we get to see in Western European/American adaptations, and probably stuffed chock-full of in-jokes we’re not getting because we’re not familiar with the political/cultural goings-on of the U.S.S.R. at the time (their take on Mycroft is great, and probably meant to satirise the typical bureaucrat of the day).
The bit where they use the “Famous Monsters of Filmland” stills as the canon photos of villains in Holmes’ room never fails to make me laugh.
Constance Week » day six
↳ AU day
1956. When Charles Treville, founder of daily newspaper, The Garrison, makes the choice to take a back seat on his hands-on involvement in the publication, he promotes his most trusted sub-editor, Connie Bonacieux, to the helm. Thrown in the deep end, she’s faced with the unenviable task of keeping her unmanageable, albeit fiercely loyal, team in check, all while constantly ensuring Richelieu, editor of The Red Guard Gazette, stays as far away from them as humanly possible. Oh, and then there’s the new boy d’Arty. Green, unexpected and armed with killer doe eyes and an earnest streak the length of the Seine.
thor and loki used to go on regular hunting/camping trips when they were younger. they’d spend days in the deep woods tracking stags and skinnydipping in the rivers and keeping warm by the fire at night u_u
I have so many feelings about hunting trips omg. I imagine it’s something they were both totally ecstatic about when they were very young, as it was the first occasion on which they could leave the palace and city alone and do something interesting. I bet there are woods in Asgard that are just so vanilla and they were allowed to go there from a young age. And then later, when they are older and their relationship grows a little strained, going on a trip like that is a peace offering, it’s a time when they both wordlessly agree to leave all their differences behind and just enjoy the nature, bickering about the best ways to hunt and about cooking.. and they fuck about in the rivers and lakes, wrestling and goofing off with just a little too much skin on skin and then at night it’s all silent and calm, just the little island of light from the campfire is their worlds and they sit tightly side by side, breathing the scent of the smoke and the lakewater that has dried on their skin.. and then they go into the tent and it’s so crowded and intimate and they are close…
During the 2 a.m. talk it was agreed to count it as alternative version of Taneleer Tivan and his assistant
Pole dancing time
omg, what have I done?
two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires
You know what’s even more adorable
They decide to try and draw each other
And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers
OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3
AU - Forgery by Fob Watch - “Everything has its time and everything dies.” His own words attempted to remind her on a rational level that this arrangement of him hiding out as a human wouldn’t last forever, but her resolve to prevent herself from throwing her entire being into the act of pretending to be the Doctor’s wife wavered every single time he walked through the door wearing a full toothed smile after a hard day’s work.
For as much as this life seemed to appeal to Rose, she ached to return to the pulse racing, heart pounding, not-sure-if-they’ll-make-it-out-alive lifestyle that came with travelling in the TARDIS. And for a while, Rose was more than certain the Doctor felt the same way, but the longer the charade lasted, his behavior proved otherwise.
The Doctor’s choice to use the Chameleon Arch to hide his identity was a weighty decision, but his concern over Rose’s safety trumped his reticence and drove him into transforming himself into married teacher Nathan Smith, whose greatest arch-nemesis had become the alarm clock resting beside his bed-well, their bed.
Although memory loss was a side effect of using the Chameleon Arch, his subconscious soaked itself into the domestic bliss like it was floating in a large hot tub. Working as everyone’s favourite teacher and educating excited children, coming home to Rose every Friday carrying a fresh bouquet of flowers to brighten up the kitchen, indulging in badly written prime-time soaps, falling in contented slumber on the couch with Rose under his arm…All of it, an innermost want that went down to his bones, fully realized and giving him a deep sense of satisfaction.
With one vulnerable, heartfelt “I love you” uttered from his lips, Rose’s resolve completely shattered as she crashed into his arms and placed a searing kiss on his mouth. And then the sex followed…The most heated, intoxicating, unrestrained sex that burned with the degrees of a million kelvins; their bodies, canvasses to paint all of their declarations of love onto.
But for all of the fulfillment found in using the Chameleon Arch, the biggest question loomed over them whilst they lingered in the afterglow…
When all is said and done, what happens to them when the Doctor returns?
Anime Highschol AU because I felt like it
Summary: In his attempt to wage a war of revenge against the demons, the young human king Dean attacks the angels, seizing their lands to build a settlement closer to the sulfurous lands. He doesn’t care about the angelic culture that his actions threaten, but when he is given a gift in the form of the vanquished king’s protégé, his understanding of angels has to be challenged.
After the short but devastating war, Castiel finds himself in the captivity of the man that is responsible for his suffering. Faced with the contradictory nature of his young husband, Castiel has to learn the way of humans in order to not only become someone that does – for the first time in his life – hold power and agency, but also find a way to return to the home from which he has been exiled as a sacrifice for peace.
Go read Steffi’s fic! I only got to read the draft, so I’ll have to reread it as well.
AU where Stiles speaks in Polish to his dad
And maybe he talks to himself in Polish too
And maybe he talks about Derek a lot. Derek’s eyes. Derek’s shoulders. Derek’s adorable teeth. Derek’s arms. Derek Derek Derek
And maybe he has a nickname he calls Derek when he talks about him, because he could pick his own name out of a sentence and that would be embarrassing, right?
And maybe Derek understands every damn word, because you speak many languages Derek Hale
And maybe it kills Derek a little bit that Stiles hasn’t told him about this guy he talks about like he hung the moon. Maybe it kills Derek a little that it’s not him.
…but am i the only one who saw the last pic and giggled at the idea of loki’s hair growing out
and him being stranded in the 9th century with no hair dye and bright ginger roots
??? via aflyingmotorbike
Not the only one I love ginger Loki and I wanted him to be even more pissed off cause No hair dye and no hair strightner and he can’t cover his freckles with foundation or go to Starbucks to drink green tea to calm down :( But Thor has a thing for his red hair and calls him “