I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet
and we forgot the sound of trees
the softness of the wind
we even forgot our own names
And now we hiss at people and stroke our laptops while whispering “My Precious”
This is why I love people on the internet…
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
Where’s putin riding a bear topless?
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
You’re sitting in an internet-less cafe, with your computer and nothing to do on it because there’s no wifi
but then, a tall man, about 6 foot 4, with shaggy brown hair and broad shoulders comes in, and boom
just a reminder if you’re bored you can always answer some simple trivia and give rice to people in need.
and it’s absolutely free
And it’s not just vocab! The geography section is really great too!
they also have art, math and science too.
This is super fun! Also I’ve been using the French vocab one and it’s super helpful woah.
Ayy this is the site where I started learning German
i remember this from elementary school
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
dude though not once in pacific rim do they mention the internet dying, so it’s safe to assume that the internet is still around when this is taking place just think about it
- jaeger pilot fan blogs
- selfies with dead kaiju ‘look at this piece of shit #byeju’
- 'share to help people who's houses have been destroyed'
- 'KAIJU ARE MISSUNDERSTOOD!!!! THEY JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS BUT WE ARE KILLING THEM!!!!!!!! MY POOR BABIES I UNDERSTAND U!! <3<3'
- kaiju memes
- Change.org petitions to take the funding from the wall and give it to the jaeger programme
- 'But have you asked the kaiju what gender it is?'
- K A I J U M E M E S
- kaiju dildos
- 16-year-olds on DeviantART going through their “edgy” phase with rainbow Kaiju fursonas