I am a Fan Girl hear me ASDFGHJKL:
Have the newlyweds got on facebook yet? They seem to have tried (and crashed) everything else on the internet.

darthstitch:

OH NO.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

So okay, they decided to just have the one FB page, because seriously, the minute they tried to sign up for FB, they got an actual call from the FB CEO begging them to please not crash the website.  Apparently, they got the heads-up from Tumblr staff so… fine.

Bucky’s also using FB to track down his sisters and it turns out, Becky is still alive and hey, GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN OMG STEVE!

So yeah, Uncles Bucky and Steve have gotten in touch with that side of the family and promptly been handed babies, toddlers and small kids, all of which who kinda think Captain America and Sgt. Barnes are pretty neat.

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

madhatterin221b:

iamspacetoast:

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

I garuntre you 60% of people in general let alone girls don’t know how to use an incognito window

do you. do you garuntre me.

"Internet friendship is not real"

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

image

what

And this:

image

Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

mrs-cheese:

maid-of-monsters:

I kind of love these.

WE DO NOT SOURCE

The internet, like most spaces, is a male dominated place, but the specific wormhole of the web I’d discovered seemed to be the most blatant and accurate display of its masculinity. There was something violent in a faceless man hovering pantsless over the picture of a woman. If I played all the videos at once, in different windows on the screen of my Macbook, that would be the patriarchy given definitive form: hundreds of dicks ejaculating on the faces of women.

Excerpt from I Want to be a Tribute Star. 

You can read the rest of my essay on tribute porn, desire, and masculinity here

(via seemstween)

nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

keinermachtfurdichmehr:

luchaigcaileag:

Someone left the cat pipes on.

The internet has sprung a leak

Infinite kitties

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

keinermachtfurdichmehr:

luchaigcaileag:

Someone left the cat pipes on.

The internet has sprung a leak

Infinite kitties

facebooksexism:

nevver:

The Anti Hashtag-Activist Activist

This is everythingggggg. Dealt w/ this a lot here before. 
djsckatzen:

alcoholicgifts:

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much does he fucking hate furries

I AM BEGGING YOU NOT TO SCROLL PAST THIS HOLY SHIT PLEASE

djsckatzen:

alcoholicgifts:

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much does he fucking hate furries

I AM BEGGING YOU NOT TO SCROLL PAST THIS HOLY SHIT PLEASE